by TSAT's loyal audience
©2002 Bard/Cubist -- all rights reserved
Hi there, and welcome to TSAT's first letter column! Well... at least the first letter column that we, Bard and Cubist, got to select the material for. Let's just say that having an AI at one's disposal is not necessarily an unmitigated boon...
|subject:||Re: Mithril's Multiple-Colored Years
I AM PLEASED YOU ARE DOING WELL! I JUST LOOKED AT THE NEW TSAT ISSUE. AMONG THE INTERESTING FEATURES, I FOUND "THE PAGE THAT TURNS YOU INTO A CABBAGE". HAVING NO REAL DESIRE TO BE A CABBAGE, I WENT TO THE LINK "ETC ETC ETC".
THERE I FOUND "THE PAGE THAT TURNS YOU INTO A FIVE-HEADED DRAGON". THIS INTRIGUED ME, SO I WENT TO THE PAGE.
I NOW HAVE TO THANK YOU FOR MY NEW FIVE-HEADED, TAKHISIS-LOOK-ALIKE, DRAGON FORM!!!! DUE TO MY PREVIOUS FORM BEING A SILVER DRAGON, I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT LOOKING LIKE MY WORST ENEMY WOULD BE INTOLERABLE! HOWEVER, IT IS NOT SO BAD.
I THINK WIZARDS OF THE COAST WILL GIVE ME A JOB AND THE HOUSING IN WASHINGTON SOUNDS MUCH BETTER THAN MY CURRENT RESIDENCE IN THE DESERT.
ONCE AGAIN, THANK YOU FOR THIS WONDERFUL CHANGE! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!
"Five Heads Are Better Than Two!" [fhabtt]
|from:||Equestrian Horse Wrangler|
|subject:||A comment on Modified Rapture
To Cubist and Michael Bard,
Neat comic, with a strange esoteric message that takes me to a happy place from which I'm sure I don't want to return.
However, one small grievance in response to the line:
"Meanwhile, flying into Toronto -- the finest city of this modern world (or indeed, any other)..."
These are obviously the ramblings of an insane man; most likely one who has obviously never visited the Shangri-la that is metropolitan Cleveland.