It's a well known fact, that excess consumption of natural Frink by non-lemurs has several side effects. Lemurization, the most common, develops as the individual slowly transforms into a lemur. Bloating from excess gas and extreme hyperactivity may also occur. As a public service, Feech Pharmaceuticals Inc. has provided us with an artist's depiction of what excess Frink consumption can do.
WELL WORRY NO MORE!!
Non-lemurs may now enjoy the taste of real Frink with none of the nasty side effects, with Ramen's Homestyle Frink. A tasty blend of all natural ingredients, Homestyle Frink is approved by lemur spokesman Channing as an excellent re-creation of the naturally occurring beverage.
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